Conan O'Brien Hates My Homeland: A - C

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Can you name the countries Conan is insulting (letters A - C)?

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Conan's PunchlineCountry
Cocoa, sugar, and mass killings. Are you a country or a Willy Wonka nightmare?
How does it feel, being Luxembourg's b****?
Thanks for giving us a place to dump our potheads.
So bad, the gorillas learn sign language for 'poach me.'
The good news is, it's finally legal to get a divorce. The bad news is, who gets the active volcano and who gets the 55,000 square miles of lifeless desert.
The perfect getaway for people who love Kosovo, but hate the working phone service.
Nothing spells a bright future like signing your peace accord in Dayton, Ohio.
On a list of the world's purchasing power, you're ranked 222. Did I mention there are only 190 countries?
You'll come for the enticing beauty of the Caribbean Sea. You'll stay because you've been kidnapped and locked in the trunk of a dodge dart.
With massive overpopulation threatening the globe, [country citizens] maintain a population of less than 35 million. How do they do it? Zero sex appeal.
Home to more than 800 species of unregulated breast implants.
In the traditional tribal language, that [first word of country name] for 'land of' and [second part of country name] for 'people who want to get the hell out of [country name].'
Congratulations for your candidacy for the EU. Imagine if that comes through, it could employ two, maybe three people.
Keep practicing those voodoo spells and maybe someday, you'll be as rich as Rwanda.
The country that explains why Kafka never wrote a happy story.
Remember kids, you must be at least nine years old to overthrow the government.
All that coffee in a country with no reason to wake up.
A thriving center of trade and culture...until 2000 BC.
The bad news is, there's a new article about everyone farming opium. The good news is, you can't read.
Get your camera; they're paving a road!
Conan's PunchlineCountry
If you're gonna be in prison, it might as well be for no reason.
It took you eight years to beat France.
So they took away your freedom of the press? Who needs it when your only headline is '[Country] Continues to Suck?'
Hey, call me when your life expectancy catches up with your inflation rate.
Where 'high-tech' means you've got a radio on your homemade raft.
Diamonds are forever; too bad your people check out at 35.
The only European country to never successfully invade Belgium.
Millions visit your island refuel their planes.
There simply isn't a more beautiful sail by on your way to Jamaica.
Not to be mistaken for the macaroon, a small chewy cookie...with a longer life expectancy.
Clay, sand, and chalk: your richest natural resources are what a toddler throws up after a big day at preschool.
It takes a lot of rum to forget your major export is crawfish.
If there was ever an argument for the death penalty, it's chicken smuggling.
Where the Mediterranean climate makes it a joy to spend each day mining asbestos.
How many temples does it take before you guys realize God isn't listening?
If you can hear this, your television isn't underwater. Congratulations!
So what if you misplaced a little weapons-grade uranium? The important thing is keeping track of all those hand-made doileys and goat hair rugs.
Believe it or not, you can use oil for more than just killing seals.
Good news: Ustad Ali Khan is headlining the Locust Plague Festival

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