| Quote | Character |
| D'oh! | |
| Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. | |
| Ha ha! | |
| Hi everybody! | |
| SKINNERRRRRR! | |
| This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” | |
| Thank you, come again! | |
| Me fail English? That’s unpossible. | |
| Hi, I'm looking for Uh, Homer Sexual? | |
| You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! | |
| Hi I'm actor _________. You might remember me from such films as ''P' is for Psycho' and 'The President's Neck is Missing'. | |
| But my mom thinks I'm cool! | |
| Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily | |
| Ay, ay, ay, no es bueno! | |
| You should all do what I say. My I.Q. is 199 for crying out flayven. | |