| Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| 'I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.' | |
| 'A cranky transporter's a mighty finicky piece of machinery to be gambling your life on, sir.' | |
| 'I should have never reconnected his mouth.' | |
| 'Do you know anything about Farpoint station, sir? Sounds like a fairly dull place.' | |
| 'Baby needs a new pair of shoes.' | |
| 'Geordi, tell me about... Tasha Yar.' | |
| 'Commander Shelby, take an away team and confirm that the Borg are...asleep.' | |
| 'Seize the time, Meribor - live now! Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.' | |
| 'Policemen. I'd recognize them in any century!' | |
| 'The reign of biological life-forms is coming to an end. You, Picard, and those like you, are obsolete!' | |
| 'If your lies are going to be this transparent, it's going to be a very short investigation.' | |
| 'I regret that I have no teeth to offer your Bureau of Identification.' | |
| 'Where's Commander Sisko? I trust he wasn't vaporized, while asking for one of those raktajinos he's so fond of?' | |
| 'Well, let me guess. You're either lost, or desperately searching for a good tailor!' | |
| 'I can't wait to get back to Deep Space 9 and see your face when you find out that I never existed!' | |
| 'There's an old saying: Fortune favors the bold. Well, I guess we're about to find out.' | |
| 'Let's make a deal, doctor. I'll spare you the 'ends justify the means' speech and you spare me the 'we must do what's right' speech.' | |
| 'Ugh, fourteen varieties and they can't even get plain tomato soup right!' | |
| 'You know, I was betting that Riker would get this command.' | |
| 'Three years ago, I didn't even know your name. Today I can't imagine a day without you.' | |
| 'My Gift to you...' | |
| 'This is no ordinary phone call, Doc, we're talking to yesterday. Timing is everything.' | |
| 'I never assimilated butterflies.' | |
| 'Sorry, it's just frustrating to hear that I have no more legal standings than a replicator.' | |
| 'There are two settings: stun and kill... It would be best not to confuse them.' | |
| 'Footnote!? This is like discovering that Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man to walk on the moon!' | |
| 'You're not using your head, pink skin. That ship you're on is no match for the Reptilian.' | |
| 'Hello. I'm your mother. You're going to need a name. We'll discuss that with your father.' | |
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