Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness

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Can you name the elements listed from the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness?

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'If you need if defined, you don't have it'
'The only country that matters. If you want to experience other 'cultures', use an atlas or a ham radio.'
'Whenever available choose quantity over quality'
Work together as if your life depended on it....IT DOES!'
'Take what's yours'
'3 acceptable styles: High and Tight, Crew Cut and Buzz Cut'
'The best revenge'
'The ability to repeat a boring thing over and over agin'
'Shorts over 6' are capri pants. Shorts under 6' are European.'
'Trust Yourself'
'Do not trust anyone else'
'Avoid It'
'Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.'
'Should be thick and impenetrable'
'They're beautiful'
'Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.'
'Don't waste your enegery moving unless necessary.'
'That's right. It's on here twice. Avoid It'
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'There is only one bad word: Taxes. If any other word is good enough for sailors, it's good enough for you.'
'One to three is sufficient.'
'They exisit. Do not let them be taken away from you.'
'Building walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you even stronger'
'A place to rent that is made of logs.'
'Only sweat during physical activity or love making. No emotional sweating.'
'You are your biggest ally'
'Acceptable at funerals and at the Grand Canyon.'
'Cut the B.S.'
'God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.'
'Full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can't grow it.'
'Live off the land.'
'One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.'
'Secure the land.'
'Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That is ridiculous.'
'Firm. Dry. Solid. 3 Seconds.'
'Only women shave beneath the neck.'

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