| Quote | Movie | Year |
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| 'Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S. ' | |
| 'Kids, at age 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast, with skim milk.' | |
| 'You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law. ' | |
| 'Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan! ' | |
| 'Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.' | |
| 'The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, 'Congratulations, you're an idiot'?' | |
| 'I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody! ' | |
| 'Son of a Brachiosaurus! ' | |
| 'We're goldfish people, we're antfarm people. We're not dog people. ' | |
| 'Exhibit B: An eye patch I wore for a month after Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. My parents took me to a 3D film. I saw no third dimension.' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Year |
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| 'Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked? ' | |
| 'I worked hard to steal that money and you went and gave it to some zit faced little kid?' | |
| 'Is Tater Tot Mr. Potato Head's son? ' | |
| 'I admire that honesty, Natalie, that's a noble quality. Never lose that, because it often disappears with age, or entering politics. ' | |
| 'D'you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?' | |
| 'I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her. ' | |
| 'Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.' | |
| 'I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-Rayed, Laser beamed... ' | |
| 'My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.' | |
| 'I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed? ' | |
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