| Quote | Castaway |
| You might not be able to beat them with these (points at muscles), but you can always beat em with these (points to head). | |
| Who is this jack***? | |
| I don't even know what MTV means. | |
| I’d take my clothes off for some chocolate and peanut butter. | |
| I’ve got the million dollar check written in my name. | |
| You can probably get her autograph after the show. | |
| I will always wave my finger in your face. | |
| I don't give a **** is she votes for Probst. | |
| You made my life hell since day one! Forget you, go home, GOOD BYE!! | |
| Well let me give you a little advice, if you ever go to Vegas, bet on black. | |
| | Quote | Castaway |
| How I made it to 48 without Sue Hawk leading me by the hand is a mystery. | |
| We can’t get an all female alliance together, because Caryn sucks. | |
| If you want this one, I'll go get another one! I just want mine! | |
| Mr. Freeze is in the house. Even though it’s about 120 degrees out here, I have my skates on. | |
| Love many, trust few, do wrong to none. | |
| My grandma is sitting at home watching Jerry Springer right now. | |
| Two girls, one brain, divide by two, only one half wit left. | |
| I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. | |
| I mean, I'm definately between a rock and a hard stone here. | |
| And the good news, you’ll never believe it, there’s fish in the ocean! | |
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