The best jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2011

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Can you name the Comedians that said the best jokes at Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2011?

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'I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.'1
'Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.'2
'People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works.'3
'Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've hired the car...'4
'I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.'5
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'My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.'6
'I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure.'7
'Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.'8
'I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.'9
'My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin.'10

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