| Clue | Answer |
| Cartman gets one of these in the very first episode. | |
| Randy Marsh battles this foe at the Colorado Little League State Championship. | |
| When Kyle holds his bithday party here, Cartman goes to great lengths to attend. | |
| The boys are sent here after making seemingly homophobic remarks about their teacher. | |
| Butters gets a ninja star stuck in this part of his body. | |
| The name of Cartman's Christian rock band. | |
| The people from the future are given this 'timecist' nickname. | |
| Cartman goes in for a tonsillectomy, and comes out with this. | |
| Kyle's adopted, Canadian brother. | |
| The boys stumble upon these creatures while camping in the woods. | |
| Mr. Garrison holds a grudge against this celebrity for beating him in a talent competition when they were children. | |
| Cartman's mother's name. | |
| When the boys fake Butters' death, he reappears as a girl with this name. | |
| The name of the Terrance and Phillip special which kicked off season 2 as an April Fool's gag. | |
| When South Park is invaded by people from New Jersey, they turn to this person for help as a last resort. | |
| This classmate of the boys actually had his 'very own' episode before Butters did. | |
| The boys enlist the help of these girls when they want to start their own circus. | |
| The name of the 'Hooters-esque' resturaunt for kids. | |
| Cartman's half-brother, and, at one time, his mortal enemy. | |
| The name of the kid who vows revenge on the boys after they framed him for arson in pre-school. | |
| Tweak gets visited by gnomes who steal these from him. | |
| Scuzzlebutt saves the boys from this by building a wicker basket. | |
| The 'real' name of the 'talking' whale the boys rocket to the moon. | |
| This person conducts the worldwide recorder concert. | |
| The alien-leader of Tynacorp who made Towelie. | |