| Description of role | Actor's Name | Name of Movie |
| Teena Brandon is arrested, humilated, abused, raped and murdered. The audience subsequently, feels A LOT like crying. | |
| Women claims innocence for murder but is still gased | |
| Devout Catholic is beheaded for not supporting King Henry VIII | |
| Apparently acting like a clown during the Holocaust will still get you shot | |
| Actor packs on pounds only to be blown to smithereens in the films finale | |
| Being young and innocent makes you the perfect target for an air bombing in World War II England | |
| Dracula cannot hold his heroin(e) | |
| Brutal western law enforcer gets his just deserts | |
| Virginia Woolf gets depressed and drowns herself. Nose and all. | |
| Horse accident kills Hollywood icon | |
| Fiery Brit is murdered to cover up conspiracy | |
| Jedi Knight cannot survive World War II | |
| The gay neighbour, in the garage, with the revolver! | |
| Ol' Irish laddie is annihilated by bullets and still manages to crawl half away across his apartment | |
| Crooked cop gets shot repeatedly and beaten - but he totally deserved it | |
| Being King of Sian does not make you immune to illness | |
| Old British biddy croaks on boat back to England and cannot testify at rape trial | |
| Tough, pirouetting Peurto Rican bites it in a gritty street rumble - easy action! | |