| Answer | Question |
| Who is the one man Dr. Cox hates the most? | |
| When tormenting the doctor who botched D. Cox's vasectomy what word does Ted's band not say? | |
| When the Janitor is referring to Elliot what does he call her? | |
| What disease does Rowdy have? | |
| What does Kelso think Turk's name is? | |
| What was is the name of Kelso's son? | |
| What is the name of the musical Kelso's son wrote about him? | |
| Who is the leader of the Brain Trust? | |
| According to Elliot what does Dudemeister mean? | |
| What card game does JD play with Mrs. Wilk all night? | |
| What name does the Janitor give himself when he pretends to be a doctor? | |
| What object does the Janitor manage to pull out of a patient butt? | |
| What is the only thing Old MC ever says? | |