| Quote | | Year |
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| 'Winner, winner, chicken dinner' | |
| 'The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so that some drunken groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.' | |
| 'Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!' | |
| 'I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.' | |
| 'Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe more of a pragmatic nihilist I guess or an existential pagan if you will... ' | |
| 'I'm sorry I farted into your purse... ' | |
| 'According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.' | |
| 'We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games' | |
| 'Now, y'all would guess that more often than not, the highest paid player on an NFL team is the quarterback. And you'd be right. ' | |
| 'Sometimes I wonder if God will ever forgive us for what we've done to each other...Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago.' | |
| 'May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman and child of Iraq!' | |
| 'I'm committing carbicide.' | |
| 'Oh, trust me doc, bringing psychiatric drugs and teenagers together is like opening a lemonade stand in the desert.' | |
| 'In any real city, you walk, you brush past people, and people bump into you. In L.A, nobody touches you. We’re always behind this metal and glass.' | |
| 'I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down because I want to, not because you've asked me to ... sit. Okay?' | |
| 'Justice doesn't mean the bad guy goes to jail, it just means that someone pays for the crime' | |
| 'Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you again? All you f*ckin' talk about is jacking off and farting.' | |
| 'Veritaserum. Three drops of this and You-Know-Who himself would spill his darkest secrets. The use of it on a student is, regrettably, forbidden. ' | |
| | Quote | | Year |
|---|
| ' Hey! She's only interested in you because she thinks you're the Chosen One. ' | |
| ' Cornelius, I implore you to see reason. The evidence that the Dark Lord has returned is incontrovertible. ' | |
| 'I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell...' | |
| 'My name is Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York City. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. I will be at the South Street Seaport everyday at midday' | |
| 'I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloe. I'd hit a woman who's trying to hit me with her bottle, that's different, that's self defense, isn't it? | |
| 'Shoes like these should not be locked in a closet! They should be living a life of scandal, and pasion and getting screwed in an alleyway by a billionaire...' | |
| 'It's not even my date and he still gets me out of my skirt! ' | |
| 'I'm not kidding you; I'm not. Someone is going to publish your book. Someone is going to read your book, and realize what you've done. Because YOUR BOOK is amazing. ' | |
| 'That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet. ' | |
| 'I'm just f*cking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife. ' | |
| 'Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. ' | |
| 'Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again. Ever. ' | |
| 'Don't f*cking get on my case, all right? Look, only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home.' | |
| 'Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. | |
| ' You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends. But it was us, baby, who were the lucky ones.' | |
| 'A few hours ago, you were giving chai for the phone walahs. And now you're richer than they will ever be. What a player!' | |
| 'Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light...' | |
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