| Synopsis | Episode | Series |
| Skint, and burning all of their possessions for heat, Neil is forced (by his flatmates) to join the police force. Meanwhile, Vyvyan is pregnant. | |
| While ill, the boys must deal with an escaped criminal and worse, Neil's parents. | |
| A strange package from South Africa interferes with plans to watch a video nasty on a rented VCR. | |
| Summer is here and the lads finally get their results. | |
| Upon moving into a new house, Vyvyan finds something in the cellar. Mike forces Rick and Neil to do the mining, but Rick retaliates by holding a benefit concert for himself and Nei | |
| The boys host a party that gets out of hand. | |
| Rick tries to hold the country to ransom, Mike attempts to sell a precious item to the highest bidder while Neil builds a shelter. But worse, a television licence inspector calls, | |
| The boys attempt to fight off boredom whilst several very exciting things go unnoticed around them. | |
| The boys get a letter from the council telling them their squalid house will be knocked down. Vyvyan attempts to stop this by beating the construction crew to it, while Mike tries | |
| During heavy rains, Vyvyan briefly visits Narnia during a game of hide-and-seek, and the boys attempt to cook Neil as a solution to their food problems — but are distracted when | |
| Rick wakes up in bed next to a beautiful girl, and the house passes through a time warp. | |
| The boys go to the launderette and compete against Footlights College, Oxbridge in University Challenge. | |