a widows husband lived in America, then Brazil, then Russia, then America. Were does he live now?
A widow is a girl whos husband is dead
What's so strong that no steel can break it, but just by speaking will break it?
talking will break silence. steel won't do anything unless you have 2 pieces.
cops find a man hung in his garage. theres no way you could jump up to the bar or climb. the only evidence they have is the water underneath him. how did he hang himself?
An ice cube is climbable.
How do you get a polar bear under the ice?
HAHAHAHAHA!
A suicide bomber sneaks into a plane and blows it up. Computers said there were 200 passengers aboard. How many people died?
There were 200 passengers, 1 pilot, 2 co-pilots, and a suicide bomber
A man lives in a house were all sides face south and sees a bear. What color is the bear?
If all sides face south then your in the north pole.
What is 20 divided by half plus 10?
20/.5 equals 20x2
What happens once every millisecond, once every minute, but never in a thousand years?