Doctor Who Episodes by Quote

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This quiz pertains to the 2005-present Doctor Who.
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.'
If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?
Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs?
I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow.
I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself
She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town.
Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad'
Oh my god, I'm the tin dog!
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool.
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves.
He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!
Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye
It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.
I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
Worst rescue ever!
This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution.
Buy me a drink first
He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand
Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried!
I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff
There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper?
Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
Don't you think she looks tired?
A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon
God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
I am definitely a madman with a box
Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!
I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical
I made him say 'comfy chairs'.
You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad!
It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he?

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