Doctor Who Episodes by Quote

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Can you name the Doctor Who episodes by quote?

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This quiz pertains to the 2005-present Doctor Who.
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Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution.
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?
I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes
There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow.
Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs?
Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper?
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves.
I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself
A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon
Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool.
God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.
Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!
Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried!
If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry
I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye
Don't you think she looks tired?
If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he?
Buy me a drink first
Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town.
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad!
The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.'
Worst rescue ever!
This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff
Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
I am definitely a madman with a box
I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.
He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad'
Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god
I made him say 'comfy chairs'.
I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
Oh my god, I'm the tin dog!

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