Doctor Who Episodes by Quote

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This quiz pertains to the 2005-present Doctor Who.
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Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.'
If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves.
A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he?
You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad!
I made him say 'comfy chairs'.
There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper?
Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs?
I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical
This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution.
Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town.
I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad'
I am definitely a madman with a box
The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool.
If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!
Oh my god, I'm the tin dog!
Buy me a drink first
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes
Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried!
There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow.
He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
Worst rescue ever!
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!
I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?
I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself
This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff
Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Don't you think she looks tired?
I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god
God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.

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