Doctor Who Episodes by Quote

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Can you name the Doctor Who episodes by quote?

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This quiz pertains to the 2005-present Doctor Who.
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You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper?
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he?
If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.
I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical
It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand
Buy me a drink first
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves.
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.
I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye
A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon
Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad'
Worst rescue ever!
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself
Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
Don't you think she looks tired?
This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution.
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?
If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow.
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!
I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes
He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
I am definitely a madman with a box
Oh my god, I'm the tin dog!
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.'
You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad!
She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town.
The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god
This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff
Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs?
Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool.
I made him say 'comfy chairs'.
If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!
Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried!

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