Doctor Who Episodes by Quote

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Can you name the Doctor Who episodes by quote?

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This quiz pertains to the 2005-present Doctor Who.
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.
If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A.
Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad'
Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool.
You're not mating with me, sunshine!
Buy me a drink first
Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'?
I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical
God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat.
Don't you think she looks tired?
I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes
If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run!
There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper?
Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner
I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution.
She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town.
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves.
It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he?
If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me.
I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god
Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.'
I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself
I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good.
QuoteEpisode TitleSpeaker
Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name.
I am definitely a madman with a box
A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.
You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad!
There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow.
I made him say 'comfy chairs'.
He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut.
This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff
You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet!
He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved.
Worst rescue ever!
If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North?
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
It's like living inside a bouncy castle!
I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye
I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.
I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.
If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry
Oh my god, I'm the tin dog!
Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand
A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon
Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs?
I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff!
Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried!

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