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| If there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run! | |
| You've got a screwdriver! Go build a cabinet! | |
| I spent a lot of time with you thinking I was second best, but you know what? I am good. | |
| Deluded. Bless. I'll have to trade her in. Do you need anyone? She's very good at tea. Well, when I say 'very good' I mean not bad. Well, I say 'not bad' | |
| A big, flashy-lighty thing. That's what brought me here. Big, flashy-lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually, but give me time... and a crayon | |
| Usually called 'The Doctor.' Or 'The Caretaker.' Or 'get off this planet.' Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name. | |
| You're not mating with me, sunshine! | |
| Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish.' | |
| Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. | |
| Why am I handcuffed... why do you even have handcuffs? | |
| I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself | |
| I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical | |
| This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes 'ding' when there's stuff | |
| Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand | |
| She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in old London town. | |
| Alright then I have questions, but number one is this: what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? | |
| I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams. | |
| I don't know. Isn't that brilliant? I love not knowing! Keeps me on my toes | |
| I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists. | |
| It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real, is he? | |
| Biting's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner | |
| This planet is amazing! Televisions in their stomachs, now that's evolution. | |
| I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god | |
| A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen. | |
| If it’s time to go, remember what you’re leaving. Remember the best. My friends have always been the best of me. | |
| Oh my god, I'm the tin dog! | |
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| You're mister thick thickity thick face from Thicktown, Thickannia. And so is your Dad! | |
| I made him say 'comfy chairs'. | |
| I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon... in Cardiff! | |
| Worst rescue ever! | |
| Don't you think she looks tired? | |
| Crying Roman with a baby: definitely cool. | |
| Buy me a drink first | |
| He is too skinny for words. You give him a hug, you get a papercut. | |
| The good things don’t always soften the bad, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. | |
| Good Evening. I am a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife. | |
| It's like living inside a bouncy castle! | |
| Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person. | |
| I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye | |
| Wait until you read book seven. Oh, I cried! | |
| There's one thing you don't put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow. | |
| God, you're skinny. This wouldn't fit a rat. | |
| He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved. | |
| If you were that old and that kind and the very last of your kind, you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry | |
| I am definitely a madman with a box | |
| If someone's collecting aliens that makes you exhibit A. | |
| I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. | |
| Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh, this could be a little more sonic'? | |
| Nine hundred years of time and space and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. | |
| If you are an alien how come you sound like you're from the North? | |
| There's a girl standing outside in a bikini. Would someone let her in and give her a jumper? | |
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