| Quote | Episode Title | Speaker |
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| Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world? | |
| Wish I'd never met you, Doctor. I was much better off as a coward. | |
| A fairy land? Oh, grow up. A fairy land looks completely different. | |
| Less of a young professional--more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream. | |
| Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade | |
| How is 'Harvey Wallbanger' one word?! | |
| One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel. | |
| I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of. | |
| Talk about dumbing down. Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore? | |
| Blimey, a real proper rocket. Now that's what I call a spaceship. You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari. | |
| The bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless. | |
| Time to run again? Love the running! | |
| I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving. | |
| That won't last. He's gay and she's an alien. | |
| If Hitler invaded Hell, I would give a favorable reference to the devil! | |
| Just my luck! I crawl through two miles of ventilation shafts, following life signs on this thing, and who do I find? Mickey Mouse! | |
| Nothing wrong with a van. I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck. | |
| You got yourself a forward-thinking guy, with that hot potato in the sharp suit. | |
| With this ring, I thee bio-damp | |
| 1979--Hell of a year! China invades Vietnam. 'The Muppet Movie'--love that film. Skylab falls to Earth, with a little help from me. Nearly took off my thumb. | |
| Beans are evil. Bad bad beans. | |
| I look daft with one shoe. | |
| Look, no stars in the sky. And it smells. It STINKS! This is amazing! | |
| Sorry, I have this effect. People just get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is it the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I don't know. It's crazy! | |
| I'm a moron, me. My dad said I had the IQ of plankton, and I was pleased. | |
| | Quote | Episode Title | Speaker |
|---|
| The Doctor. Doctor. Fun. | |
| We're the Thin Fat Gay Married Anglican Marines. Why would we need names as well? | |
| He's a man in a suit, kind of tall, thin, great hair. Really great hair. | |
| Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness. | |
| I'll have to settle down. With a house or something--a proper house with... with doors and things--carpets! Me! Living in a house!... Now that--that is terrifying. | |
| Do fish have fingers? | |
| The Cybermen - they blew up! I blew them up with love! | |
| Is this really important, flirting? Because I think I should be higher on the list right now! | |
| Correctamundo...a word I have never used before and hopefully never will again. | |
| The first question! The question that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight. The question you've been running from all your life. Doctor who? Doctor who?! DOCTOR WHO?! | |
| He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. | |
| The eyes are not the windows of the soul, they are the doors. Beware what may enter them. | |
| I dated a Nestene duplicate once. Swappable heads. Do keep things fresh. | |
| Got married! That was a mistake. Good Queen Bess. And let me tell you, her nickname is no longer... mmm. | |
| I don't know how to tell you this, oh great genius, but... your breath doesn't half stink. | |
| Nobody else in this entire galaxy's ever even bothered to make edible ball bearings. Genius. | |
| They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine. | |
| Your voice is different, and yet its arrogance is unchanged. | |
| Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call... everybody lives | |
| You got the same suit! Don't you ever change? | |
| Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else: I don't have anything to lose! | |
| Welcome. You are unauthorized. Your death will now be implemented. | |
| Gravity schmavity, my people practically invented the black hole. Well, in fact, they did. | |
| Since when does an undertaker keep office hours? The dead don't die on schedule. | |
| My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. I bring you the gift of bodily salivas. | |
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