Funny quotes from TV and Film

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'Me lager, finchy lager, gareth lager, sometimes cider, so different drinks for different needs'The Office
'I'll tell you what it's (the blow-hole) not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World'Family Guy
'And you ate a whole wheel of cheese, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed' Anchorman
'I love the smell of queef in the morning'Dodgeball
'So, is there any tread left on the tyres? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?'Family Guy
'Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.'Rat Race
'While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer... I've been out porkin' loads of vag!'The Inbetweeners
'I just cant believe I'm pregnant by Smithy...out of all the people I slept with...not Nigel Havers, John Prescott...not any of Goldie Looking Chain!'Gavin and Stacey
'You're like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot'Blades of Glory
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'Toothpaste, head and shoulders, ****... big pieces of ****'The Mighty Boosh
'About as convincing as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club'Blackadder Goes Forth
'Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen?'The Simpsons
'Well I don't think you wanted to be part of the band anyway Brett, you never once came on any of the band's rotunda tours' Flight of the Conchords
'Tell you what, that crack is really more-ish'Peep Show
'Look what I'm wearing people, you think anybody's gonna wanna take a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it'Napoleon Dynamite
'I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them'School of Rock
'I'm taking you to the station... where is it?'Hot Fuzz
'Muhammed's the most common name in the world, read a book'Superbad

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Created Dec 30, 2009ReportNominate
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