| Quote | Character | Hint |
|---|
| 'Me lager, finchy lager, gareth lager, sometimes cider, so different drinks for different needs' | |
| 'I'll tell you what it's (the blow-hole) not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World' | |
| 'And you ate a whole wheel of cheese, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed' | |
| 'I love the smell of queef in the morning' | |
| 'So, is there any tread left on the tyres? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?' | |
| 'Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.' | |
| 'While you've been at home wanking over Carly all summer... I've been out porkin' loads of vag!' | |
| 'I just cant believe I'm pregnant by Smithy...out of all the people I slept with...not Nigel Havers, John Prescott...not any of Goldie Looking Chain!' | |
| 'You're like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot' | |
| | Quote | Character | Hint |
|---|
| 'Toothpaste, head and shoulders,****... big pieces of****' | |
| 'About as convincing as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears only golf club' | |
| 'Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised entirely within your kitchen?' | |
| 'Well I don't think you wanted to be part of the band anyway Brett, you never once came on any of the band's rotunda tours' | |
| 'Tell you what, that crack is really more-ish' | |
| 'Look what I'm wearing people, you think anybody's gonna wanna take a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it' | |
| 'I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them' | |
| 'I'm taking you to the station... where is it?' | |
| 'Muhammed's the most common name in the world, read a book' | |
|
Chat Acronyms (Common) 
Seven Dirty Words 
3 Letter Body Parts
