| Quote | Movie | Actor |
| 'It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not.' | |
| 'I just... really thought I was gonna find the treasure.' | |
| 'No, not the bees! NOOOOO!' | |
| 'How...in Zeus' BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell?' | |
| 'Oh well I only bring it up...because it's you. You're the Rocket Man!' | |
| 'If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?' | |
| *Car hits man*...'Pussy.' | |
| Random dude: 'Aw, you wrecked your car!' *slow head turn* _____________: 'It's not mine.' | |
| | Quote | Movie | Actor |
| 'Oh yeah? Well I'm taller.' | |
| 'You can be my wingman any time.'/'Bullshit...you can be mine.' | |
| 'But what I'm dealing with here is one of the most dangerous substances known to man...so how bout cutting me some FRIGGIN SLACK? | |
| 'Put...the bunny...back...in the box.' | |
| 'I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.' | |
| 'Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.' | |
| Sean Connery: 'Put the gun down or I'll drop your boss.' __________: 'You...will NOT!' | |
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