| Plot Summary | Episode Title | Choices |
| Wendy breaks up with Stan so Stan decides to turn into a goth kid to help deal with the pain | |
| Mark and Rebecca, the home school kids decide they want to go to public school | |
| The kids join a cult started by David Blaine, and decide to take part in a mass suicide | |
| Tweak's dad's coffee shop is in danger of going out of business due to the new Harbucks coffee shop opening next door | |
| Jesus and Pals tries to become more like Jerry Springer in order to compete with Jimbo and Ned's TV show | |
| Cartman convinces Butters that an asteroid is about to hit the Earth so he shuts him in a bomb shelter for over a week | |
| The kids find out about the new religion of Scientology | |
| Sargeant Yates shows the kids the terrible semi-luxury lifestyle that music artists are forced to live due to people downloading their music for free | |
| Cartman finds fake buried treasure and tries to swallow all of it so he can keep it for himself | |
| Jimbo bets on the South Park cows and tries to fix the game by having a bomb go off at half time when Richard Stamos sings the high F | |
| The town of South Park gets hit by a huge blizzard forcing them to become cannibals to survive | |
| Cartman pretends to be mentally handicapped to join the special olympics and win the $1000 prize | |
| Cartman acquires a truckload of fetuses which he cant sell because of the new ban on stem cell research | |
| Cartman is suffering with a case of Dry Balls which he tries to have Kyle cure | |
| The kids go to Pioneer Village and see a recreation of 1864. | |