| Plot Summary | Episode Title | Choices |
| Kenny starts doing disgusting things for money and eventually ends up offering a BJ to Howard Stern for $10 | |
| Cartman acquires a truckload of fetuses which he cant sell because of the new ban on stem cell research | |
| Mark and Rebecca, the home school kids decide they want to go to public school | |
| Tweak's dad's coffee shop is in danger of going out of business due to the new Harbucks coffee shop opening next door | |
| Sargeant Yates shows the kids the terrible semi-luxury lifestyle that music artists are forced to live due to people downloading their music for free | |
| The kids go to Pioneer Village and see a recreation of 1864. | |
| The kids play in the world dodgeball championships against China | |
| The kids mistakenly think they got their period forcing Stan to start taking hormones to keep up with the others | |
| Cartman finds fake buried treasure and tries to swallow all of it so he can keep it for himself | |
| Wendy breaks up with Stan so Stan decides to turn into a goth kid to help deal with the pain | |
| The kids join a cult started by David Blaine, and decide to take part in a mass suicide | |
| Cartman convinces Butters that an asteroid is about to hit the Earth so he shuts him in a bomb shelter for over a week | |
| Kyle comes home with a cat in a ziplock bag which brings Gerald back to his past demons | |
| Cartman starts a company that helps kids get back at their parents. He specializes in smearing crap on the walls | |
| Cartman is suffering with a case of Dry Balls which he tries to have Kyle cure | |