| Quote | Character |
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| I can't put my arms down. | |
| This isn't one of those trees where all the needles fall off is it? | |
| Oh I hate the smell of tapioca. | |
| Are you kidding? Stick my tong to that stupid pole. That is dumb. | |
| Ok Ralphie you win this time, but we'll be back... | |
| ooooooooooooh ffffffffuuuuuuuudge | |
| Where is my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I will open his mouth and shove it in. | |
| Hey four eyes, how did you like the snowball sandwich? | |
| I asked my old man about sticking your tong to metal light poles in the winter and he says it will freeze right to the pole. | |
| That is the ugliest lamp that I have seen in my entire life! | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. | |
| Daddy is going to kill Ralphie. | |
| Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial. | |
| What does it look like I am doing, picking goobers? | |
| Hold it, don't anybody move. Hold it right there. A fuse is out. | |
| I triple dog dare you. | |
| Fra - gee- lay (Fragile), It must be Italian. | |
| What? Are you going to cry now? Come on crybaby, cry for me! | |
| Merry Christmas......Happy New Year...... You can take your seat now Ralph. | |
| Rinse up and go to bed. Boy am I glad you finished you homework this afternoon because I want you getting right into bed and I don't want to see any lights. | |
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