| Hint | Word/Sentence |
| 'couch-mooch' (two-words) | |
| cut along this (two-words) | |
| be the main event | |
| laugh abbreviation | |
| (three words)! | |
| make perforations in | |
| usually for charity (not a marathon but a...) | |
| not a taco | |
| = free Chipotle (two words) | |
| catchphrase of past Budweiser commericals | |
| ___! Who let this _____ ______ into my apartment? He microwaved my extra-cheesy _______s, used all my Reynolds Wrap to make a _______ ____, | |
| and cut out all my coupons without following the ______ ____s. I have to _______ at a comedy club tonight, right after this underwear ________. I think I’ll start by saying, | |
| “______ everyone. Did you know ___ was just added to the dictionary?” | |