| Joke | Answer | Quote |
| Keeps all your food cold for $600 | |
| 1st class people: Bring me the head of a __ | |
| Brian's airline meal | |
| Opening an ___ = Witch being boiled in oil | |
| Military invention with a weak name | |
| Person who gives the A/B test | |
| Beware of these at parties | |
| Caution: Transporting ____. | |
| We speak English & ____. | |
| Filled with food, shelter, and love | |
| Blank inside, Encouragement, Birthday | |
| Show that rhymes in the Kennedy household | |
| Politicians don't know how to do this | |
| Brian hates it when a ____ drags on. | |
| What is built when a movie makes it big | |
| What Brian buys in the drive-thru | |
| The lamest crime | |
| The worst crime | |
| Everyone knows that ____ have a great sense of humor | |
| Was a planet, now a big nothing | |