| Hint | Character |
| Barber who gives Jerry a bad haircut | |
| Barber who tries to fix Jerry's bad haircut | |
| Parks cars in front of Jerry's | |
| Pees on Jerry's new sofa | |
| Pretends to be Jerry's wife to get a discount on dry cleaning | |
| Jerry waits out her marriage so he can 'be there for her' | |
| Elaine waits out his marriage so she can 'be there for him' | |
| Jerry's assistant that bothers Jerry with every little detail | |
| Jerry keeps offending this friend of Elaine's who is a Native American | |
| Jerry doesn't know if her breasts are real | |
| Homeless man who steals Kramer's rickshaw | |
| Elaine continuously ruins her life, Kramer urges her to rejoin the military | |
| Constantly insists that Jerry and friends should come to see her babies | |
| Chinese food delivery boy | |
| He cleans Jerry's apartment and steals George's statue | |
| Girlfriend of the guy who steals George's statue, Elaine is editing her manuscript | |
| Owner/cook of Monk's | |
| George's finacee's one time girlfriend who falls in love with Kramer | |
| Jerry's neighbor, Kramer kills his pet parrot | |
| Kramer's intern for Kramerica Industries | |
| Jerry's building superintendent, tries to evict Newman | |
| Jerry's dentist friend, gives notes for them to get free treatment | |
| George's male masseur | |
| Tennis pro who is terrible at tennis | |
| Jerry's girlfriend who Kramer falls in love with | |
| Kramer's friend who pirates movies | |
| Played herself playing Murphy Brown | |
| George gives him an idea for a case for L.A. Law | |
| Animal expert who visits Kramer's Merv Griffin Show | |
| Campaigns for mayor with a platform to crack down on false non-fat yogurt | |
| Jerry wears the puffy shirt while being interviewed by this man | |
| Kramer claims this man spit on him | |
| He interviews Jerry on The Tonight Show | |
| George knocks out this person when playing softball | |
| Kramer promises a boy that this person will hit two homeruns for him | |
| Kramer promotes his coffee table book on TV with these two people | |
| Jerry and friends' trial is featured on his show | |
| This man takes Jerry's Gyro and sits across from Elaine on the subway | |
| Kramer nervously tries to pitch his script to this star | |
| She had a major crush on George when he was engaged | |
| He sings at an AMCA fundraiser where Kramer is mistaken as mentally challenged | |
| This man bites Kramer's arm, George thinks he bought his old car | |
| Kramer has to fire her, she gets in a cat fight with Elaine | |
| George suggests they change the setting of Cheers while talking to him | |
| During his temporary brilliance he teaches the physics of hitting to these players | |
| Kramer pitchs his beach perfume to him, he hires Kramer as an underwear model | |
| This man causes Elaine to lose 'the contest' | |
| This man double parks in front of George and Kramer | |
| Offers George a baseball player to play for the Yankees | |
| He is spotted dunking his donuts | |