| Action | What Happens |
| If you tell John Locke what he can't do, chances are he'll tell you... | |
| If you build a raft to leave the island, chances are it will end up... | |
| If you take Michael Dawson's son, chances are his vocabulary will be reduced to... | |
| If you take a gun off a US Marshall, chances are you will use it to shoot a... | |
| If you upset Sawyer or tell him something he doesn't like, chances are he will say... | |
| If you find a Dharma Van overturned in the jungle, chances are you'll find Roger Linus and a case of... | |
| If you find a stock pile of Virgin Mary statues in the jungle, chances are they are filled with... | |
| If you turn a giant donkey wheel in a frozen cave below the Orchid Station, chances are you'll end up in the Sahara Desert in the country of... | |
| If your name is Richard and you stumble upon a man named Jacob and he touches you, chances are you will stop... | |
| If you have anger issues, have come from the tail section of the plane and shoot blindly into the jungle, chances are you're going to kill... | |
| If you have a hankering for a chocolate bar, chances are you're going to eat an... | |
| If you drain a small pool of muddy water chilling in a cave behind Ben's bookcase, chances are in a few short moments you're gonna see... | |
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| If you steal $8 million in diamonds from Howard Zuckerman, chances are you'll wind up being buried... | |
| If you kill Jacob, chances are Ilana will make you... | |
| If you tie up Sayid, Jin and Bernard, get distracted by your friend being mowed down by a Dharma van, and Sayid kicks you to the ground, chances are you're going to have a... | |
| If you lock Sawyer in a cage at the Hydra, chances are in a few hours, with the help of a boot and rock, he'll get a... | |
| If you try to shoot Rousseau with her own rifle, chances are it won't fire because she has removed the... | |
| If you got to Santa Rosa Mental Health Facility and meet a guy named Lenny, chances are he's only going to say... | |
| If you have buttons on your shirt, chances are, Jin will expect the top button to be... | |
| If your mother is Eloise Hawking and you go back in time to talk to her, chances are she will... | |
| If you see the Oceanic 6 in your airplane, chances are you know that you're: 'not going to...' | |
| If you try to get your stash back by playing ping pong, chances are you'll lose to... | |
| If you say goodbye to Desmond, chances are he'll respond with... | |
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