| Quote | Candidate |
| 'My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.' | |
| ''Death panels are the bureaucracies that President Obama is establishing.' | |
| 'The EPA has a rule that is going to be implemented Jan. 1, 2012, where they're going to begin to regulate dust.' | |
| 'Stupid people are ruining America.' | |
| ''Corporations are people, my friend...' | |
| 'I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.'' | |
| '1913 wasn't a very good year. 1913 gave us the income tax, the 16th amendment and the IRS.' | |
| ''PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.'' | |
| 'People who oppose Obama are said to be racists - so I guess I'm a racist.' | |
| 'We're running out of rich people in this country.' | |
| ''Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?'' | |
| 'I don't know what y'all would do to him in Iowa, but we — we would treat him pretty ugly.' | |
| 'Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism.' | |