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| Your quarterback sure was great in that Rose Bowl a few years ago! I'm sure he'll lead you guys to a title too! | |
| Terrible towel? More like WONDERFUL towel! | |
| Your fans are so dedicated! And don't worry, your owner will destroy that pesky Rebel Alliance eventually! | |
| Your defense is always super awesome, and purple really brings out your eyes! | |
| I know you guys just started, but you're making so much progress! You'll make the playoffs soon! | |
| Wow, you guys won the AFC four times in a row in the early 90's! That's really hard to do! | |
| Wow, you went undefeated like 40 years ago! I'm sure you'll do it again eventually! | |
| Wow, you guys win the AFC West every year! You guys strike like lightning, LOL! | |
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| Those stripes sure look fierce and stylish! Just like your offense will be! | |
| That Tim Tebow seems like a swell fella! I'd like to sit down with him and have a root beer! | |
| My girlfriend really likes your suave latino quarterback!....a bit too much, actually... | |
| You guys are super smart for buying those video cameras! That was a super smart strategy! | |
| Your dominant running back is a great inspiration to other midgets everywhere! | |
| Boy, your quarterback is super awesome, I love his commercials! He sure makes me want to buy Sonys and Gatorade! | |
| I......I got nothing. Sorry. | |
| Your guys's team must be great if Joe Montana decided to go retire there! | |
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