| Quote | Comedian | Factiod |
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| On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'w | |
| Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral. | |
| I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. | |
| ... don't look at me in that tone of voice ... | |
| A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. | |
| The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? | |
| The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. | |
| I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess. | |
| Basically all they are showing you of the Arab World are the red necks of the Arab World | |
| I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. | |
| God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time | |
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