Name the Comedian.

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Can you name the comedian that said each joke?

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On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'w
Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
... don't look at me in that tone of voice ...
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with?
The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.
Basically all they are showing you of the Arab World are the red necks of the Arab World
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time

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Created May 5, 2010ReportNominate
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