| Award | Winner |
| Most Worthy | |
| Most likely to be impersonated | |
| Most likely to be drunk | |
| Most enjoyed by monkeys | |
| Most Patriotic | |
| Most likely to kill Superman | |
| Voted best golfer | |
| Most likely to experience an earthquake | |
| Most Intelligent | |
| Smelliest | |
| Most likely to surrender | |
| Most likely to summon a giant Squid | |
| Voted closest friend with the Sun | |
| | Award | Winner |
| Most likely to be seen with Thomas Jefferson | |
| Voted best Curry maker | |
| Most likely to be involved in a scandal | |
| Most likely to speed | |
| Voted best runner up | |
| Voted best dater | |
| Voted criminal's biggest enemy | |
| Most peaceful | |
| Best Swimmer | |
| Voted most fake | |
| Las Vegas' best lightshow | |
| Voted best taste tester | |
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