Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Can you name the famous people who may have given these 'answers' to the question of why the chicken crossed the road?

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To pick up some hemlock at the corner druggist.
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado.
To die. In the rain. Alone.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
I missed one?
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
To cross the road less traveled by.
He was too quick for me to ask....but 'he'll be back!'
To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
AnswerPerson
Define 'Road.' What the chicken does in his private life is his own business.
It was predestined that the chicken should cross the road.
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?
The chicken did not cross the road....it transcended it.
Because of an imbalance of the four humours in the chicken. A therapeutic approach would be best.
I'm sorry, Ollie. It escaped when I opened the run.
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
What? Me worry about a chicken?
Out of 'common sense.'
The chicken did NOT cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
And the LORD spake unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road.

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