| What gland does | Gland |
| Marks passage of time | |
| Stimulates metabolism, heat production and bone growth | |
| Regulate use of calcium and phosphorus in body | |
| Makes women womanly | |
| Makes men manly | |
| Secretes insulin and Glycagon | |
| Secretes growth hormone, and antidiuretic hormone | |
| Makes people angry | |
| Makes EPO (Erythropoietin) | |