| Description | Character |
| His mother's housekeeper | |
| His niece's boss as a film executive | |
| His older brother's wife | |
| His brother's former girlfriend who he loved | |
| His father's surrogate | |
| His brother-in-law's acting coach | |
| His fake uncle | |
| His son's teacher and his former love interest | |
| His family's publicist | |
| His father's prison tormenter | |
| His son's teacher at Openings (one of five quintuplets) | |
| His doctor (the best in the county/state/world etc.) | |
| His father's mock trial 'Judge' | |
| His father's friend in prison (he's a flamer) | |
| His accountant | |
| His possible sister but actual prostitute | |
| His brother's puppet | |
| His brother-in-law's alter ego as a housekeeper | |
| His niece's alter ego as a sick girl | |
| Maker of the 'Girls With Low Self-Esteem' videos | |
| Prison warden | |
| Head of the Magician's Alliance | |
| Homless guy/actor who just wants his kids back | |
| Star of the hit TV show 'Wrench' | |
| Newscaster | |
| News reporter in the field | |
| The show's narrator | |