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| They're hot and delicious, and they don't have any flaxseed in them. | |
| One bag of coffee per cup of water, right? | |
| When a woman gives birth to a crack baby you do not buy her a puppy. | |
| I'm dancing on the inside. | |
| I hate soda because the carbonation freaks me out. | |
| Gandalf the Grey is still falling down that hole; it's a big hole! | |
| Yeah, as obvious as a man wearing sunglass with a dog selling pencils... | |
| My girlfriend's the****! | |
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| Hey, I have kind of a crazy idea. | |
| Got a handful of Barbie. | |
| 'The Last Supper' cannot be funky. | |
| Get yourself a wink-winker? | |
| May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries. | |
| And you must always be extremely careful of your paddle movements. | |
| Sorry, I'd do a silly walk, but I'm not feeling very John Cleese right now. | |
| Poor thing, I should have opened the window. | |
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