| quote | name | just for fun |
| What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound. | |
| If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all. Whoo! | |
| I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. | |
| She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don't know. | |
| Fixed the newel post. | |
| Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? | |
| The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thspirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath. | |
| | quote | name | just for fun |
| Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? | |
| The little lights... they aren't twinkling. | |
| Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is? | |
| Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that. | |
| Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting. | |
| It was an ugly tree anyway. | |
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