| Quote | Film | Year |
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| Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. | |
| Martha, in my mind you're buried in cement up to the neck. No, up to the nose, it's much quieter. | |
| A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town! | |
| To infinity, and beyond! | |
| All right, Popeye's here! Get your hands on your heads, get off the bar, and get on the wall! | |
| It's just like the first time I came here, right? We were talking about automobile insurance, only you were thinking about murder. And I was thinking about that anklet. | |
| Figure a man's only good for one oath at a time; I took mine to the Confederate States of America. | |
| Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery! | |
| Well, nobody's perfect. | |
| All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up. | |
| I liked you better as a bum. --- I can't help what kind of people you like. | |
| No, I was sent to Auschwitz because they saw I was afraid. | |
| The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. | |
| There's no place like home. | |
| What do you mean I'm funny? | |
| I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges! | |
| A murderer would never parade his crime in front of an open window. | |
| Yo, Adrian! | |
| Open the pod bay doors, HAL. | |
| *This song of the Man and his Wife is of no place and everyplace; you might hear it anywhere, at any time.* | |
| A boy's best friend is his mother. | |
| We rob banks. | |
| All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. | |
| I love the smell of napalm in the morning! | |
| *Out of the cradle, endlessly rocking...* | |
| My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks. | |
| *(Action) The tramp carves up a boot to eat. | |
| We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing. | |
| Rosebud. | |
| You know Billy, we blew it. | |
| Oh this? Well, I like privacy when I retire. Yes, I'm very delicate in that respect. Prying eyes annoy me. Behold the walls of Jericho! | |
| I'm walking here, I'm walking here! | |
| Y'all take it easy now! This isn't Dallas, it's ______! They can't do this to us here in _______! Let's show them what we're made of. Come on everybody, sing! | |
| Jean Louise. Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing. | |
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| Here's looking at you, kid. | |
| I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me. | |
| I was cured, all right! | |
| What's wrong with the way I talk? What's the big idea? Am I dumb or something? | |
| Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! | |
| May the Force be with you. | |
| I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God. | |
| You talkin' to me? | |
| Plastics. | |
| I see dead people. | |
| I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. | |
| I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, at one time I think I secretly wanted to be a writer. | |
| It's a dangerous story for this paper. | |
| Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you. | |
| I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. | |
| Listen. No one could teach you to dance in a million years. Take my advice and save your money! | |
| *The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead.* | |
| You gotta hand it to the Navy; they sure trained that kid how to use those hooks. --- They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl, or to stroke her hair. | |
| I'm king of the world! | |
| I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could have been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am. | |
| Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night! | |
| I am ________! | |
| Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. | |
| My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.' | |
| Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall? | |
| Heavy. What is it? --- The, uh, stuff dreams are made of. | |
| It was Beauty killed the Beast. | |
| Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!' | |
| I am not afraid. They are not afraid. You blow up the wagon, you die. Or we kill you pretty soon. But we are amigos. | |
| You can't fool me! There ain't no sanity clause! | |
| Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. | |
| I'd like to make her a little more attractive, how far can you pull back? --- How do you feel about Cleveland? | |
| Because I just went gay all of a sudden! | |
| I'm going to be a great film star! That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. | |
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| You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children. | |
| Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. | |
| Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip! | |
| One final thing I have to do... and then I'll be free of the past. | |
| Well, what do you expect me to do? An honorary stooge like me against the Taylors and Paines and machines and lies? | |
| Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? | |
| You brought music back into the house. I had forgotten. | |
| They call me Mister Tibbs! | |
| _____ phone home. | |
| No. Not guilty. Not guilty. | |
| People gotta talk themselves into law and order before they do anything about it. Maybe because deep down we don't care. They just don't care. | |
| It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. | |
| Come on, hit me. Harder. Harder. --- What the f&@# do you want? That's hard. What are you trying to prove? | |
| Your God has forsaken you. He has no more power than the images I pray to. My gods do not help me; your gods will not help you. | |
| *If you lose this war, don't blame me.* | |
| You and me got sense. Them Okies got no sense and no feeling. They ain't human. Human being wouldn't live the way they do. Human being couldn't stand to be so miserable. | |
| Forget it Jake, it's ________. | |
| Tell me I have led a good life... Tell me I'm a good man. | |
| *Can you see now? --- Yes, I can see now.* | |
| You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot. | |
| I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. | |
| I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps. --- He was drafted. | |
| This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. | |
| I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this. | |
| Shut up and deal. | |
| ______! ______! Come back! | |
| When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days. | |
| You're gonna need a bigger boat. | |
| Nothin's really been right since Sam the Lion died. | |
| By the authority invested in me by Kaiser William II, I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution. | |
| My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My Sister thanks you. And I thank you. | |
| Somebody once wrote: 'Hell is the impossibility of reason.' That's what this place feels like. Hell. | |
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