| How I got it | Scientific Name | What it did to my body |
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| I was really thirsty and drank from the stream near our campsite | |
| I haven't really been very safe in some of my promiscuous activities | |
| I may have under cooked the pork chops just a bit. | |
| I have a tendency to bite my nails. | |
| I was doing some gardening and got some of the fertilizer in my mouth on accident, this is especially disgusting because the main ingredient of my fertilizer is human feces | |
| I was trying to beat my buddy in an underwater breathing contest, I lost, and water went up my nose! | |
| I have been staying at a shelter for the past few days and we all share blankets | |
| I knew I shouldn't have spent the night at Albert's. He didn't even have pet crabs like everyone said. | |
| I used Chelsea's hair brush, what a lousy idea | |
| | How I got it | Scientific Name | What it did to my body |
|---|
| I was just cleaning fluffy's litterbox | |
| I was eating raw crab | |
| I went hiking this weekend, the streams were so beautiful, I couldn't help but take a few sips. | |
| I hate these anopheles mosquitos, they think they are entitled to bite whoever they want. | |
| I was walking through the water in China and it penetrated into my skin | |
| I was walking around barefoot in the park and it penetrated into my skin | |
| I thought it was just a mosquito bite but apparently it was a worm for blood trading post | |
| Spending some time in africa and I just keep getting bitten by mosquitos | |
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