| Reworded Title | Actual Song | Musician |
| You Cannot Lay Your Hands on This | |
| Sorry, I Didn't Quite Catch That, Please Repeat | |
| Sound of a Clok | |
| Let the Flames Commence | |
| ROFLMAO | |
| Necessary For a Safe Landing | |
| An Infant Commonly Classed as Between Just a Few Seconds And A Year Old | |
| A Male With Disgraceful Manners | |
| Only Room For One In My Car | |
| A Family of Insects in the Beetle Order Coleoptera | |
| A Rather Brilliant Stack of Bricks | |
| The Square Root of 484 | |
| The Ascent | |
| Hush | |
| The Apocalypse (But I'm Relaxed) | |
| Au, Revolvers, Women | |
| No Playtime for those Morally Bankrupt | |
| Your Passion is a Worthy Substitute to Marijuana | |
| Some Playwright Named Will | |
| Object in Orbit | |
| Penultimate Month Precipitation | |
| Diana Covered in Mud | |