| Quote | Answer | Character |
| 'Going somewhere Meat?'... | |
| 'Yeah would I bulls*** you about something like that?' ... | |
| 'Hats for bats....' | |
| 'So he sets and deals....' | |
| 'This guy here is dead!'... | |
| 'Nice catch Hayes...' | |
| 'Well I guess there's only one thing left to do...' | |
| 'I heard that ballplayers make a lot of money. How much do you make?'... | |
| 'Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight. He's looking to...' | |
| 'I only got one thing to say to you Vaughn...' | |
| | Quote | Answer | Character |
| 'How's your wife......?' | |
| 'You may run like Mays....' | |
| 'The post game show is brought to you by...' | |
| 'The American Express card: ....' | |
| 'Yo bartender....' | |
| 'Come on Dorn...' | |
| 'We don't know where Hayes played last year...' | |
| 'What's that s*** on your chest?'... | |
| 'What the hell league you been playin in?'... | |
| 'Monty, anything to add?'.... | |
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