I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. You know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.

Your money's mine, Green.

Forget about Rachel. Go to China, eat Chinese food.

Hi, Chandler. This is Dennis. He's a great guy... And a fantastic lover.

Did you get any sleep? Did you talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.

Hey. Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner?

They want me to do frontal nudity. I can't do that. My grandmother's gonna see that movie.

Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?

Ok, look. You don't have to get married. We can just go home and take a shower. That's not so scary is it?

All right, I'll tell you why you're a bad driver. You're fast and irresponsible.

I'm not a pervert.

Bing, what an unusual name.

She's so great. She kisses like my mom cooks.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get you?

As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.

Hey who is this Casey? Why's he calling Rachel?

And by the way, Count Rushmore doesn't exist.

How come we don't have jam at our place?

The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!

What a small world!

Chandler, you're panicking!

Well, come here. I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.

Hey, but at least you have that cool, pregnant lady glow.

Pivot! Pivot! PIVOT!

Yeah, it's never taken me more than a week to get over a relationship.

Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there.

What's 'pleh'?

Here it is, buddy boy. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

Maybe we can lure them out somehow. Do you know any bird calls?

But I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.