| Hint | Comedian |
|---|
| 'A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.' | |
| BK Lounge, Nothing fights, Car Alarm | |
| No Cure for Cancer, NyQuil | |
| Two Commandments, 7 Bad Words | |
| Oh, God!, 18 Again! | |
| Clayton Bigsby, 'I'm rich b*tch!' | |
| Buckwheat, Grandpa Klump | |
| Take it Like a Man, Dirty Girl | |
| Wino Dealing With Dracula, Black Hollywood | |
| 80's Metal, 'At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas with a Shovel' | |
| A Wild and Crazy Guy! | |
| 'I see cards that say 'Get Well Soon.' F*** that. Get well now.' | |
| 'She has man hands.', 'No soup for you!', 'Yada yada yada.' | |
| 'I'm f***ing Matt Damon.' | |
| 'You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?' | |
| | Hint | Comedian |
|---|
| Little Tortilla Boy | |
| 'My name is Matt Foley, and I live in a van down by the river.' | |
| 'They call me Tater Salad', 'Diamonds... That'll shut her up!' | |
| 'RAAAAAAAANDY!' | |
| 'I get no respect!' | |
| 'Hooooott pockets!' | |
| 'Because I would be Awesome Man/Drug-Free Boy/Immigration Dude/Justice Guy.' | |
| 'We had gay burglar's the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.' | |
| 'I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.' | |
| 'It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with.' | |
| 'Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.' | |
| 'Don't interrupt. Rude.', 'Don't play!', 'Securrity! This dude need to go!' | |
| 'The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.' | |
| 'In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.' | |
| 'Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.' | |
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Chat Acronyms (Common) 
Seven Dirty Words 
3 Letter Body Parts
