| Quote | Character Name |
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| And I've got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym? | |
| You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99! | |
| I'm late for...uhhh...my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train. | |
| As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress. | |
| Okay, no uterus, no opinion. | |
| Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and WON! | |
| If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. | |
| Oh... my... God! | |
| In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy. | |
| I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed. | |
| We were on a break! | |
| My hand is messed up! | |
| Oh, that's good. Because when I heard, 'I can't wait to hear your first words' I thought, 'Boy that's some trick!' | |
| Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread! | |
| Six? You want me to join you? | |
| You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha. | |
| So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye. | |
| | Quote | Character Name |
|---|
| I'm dating a guy whose pool I once peed in. | |
| Either that or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually the rhythm IS going to get you. | |
| I'm gonna pay for THAT tonight. | |
| Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982? | |
| Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. | |
| Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling. | |
| I thought you were Chandler. | |
| My sister's having my baby. | |
| If homo sapiens were in fact 'homo sapiens', is that why they're extinct? | |
| Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts. | |
| All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. | |
| Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? | |
| Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway? | |
| All right, I'm leaving. Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That's you, Rachel. | |
| Sure, it'll just be something we do together, like racquetball. | |
| Ahh, what's a little mid-life crisis between friends? | |
| Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself. | |
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