| Song Lyrics | astrological sign |
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| There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus, fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day | |
| You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep | |
| Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik | |
| All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them) Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den | |
| Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak | |
| The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test | |
| Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say | |
| You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it? The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep | |
| The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my hou | |
| All _____'s are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick | |
| Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through your chest | |
| A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than you Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts | |
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