| Fact | |
| He's ranked _______ in the AP College Football Poll | |
| His _______ is considered currency in Argentina | |
| He breast feeds _______ | |
| He framed _______ | |
| His foreskin is used as a tarp at _______ when it rains | |
| _______ has a summer home in his groin | |
| His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating _______ | |
| He killed Wolfman Jack with a _______ | |
| He showers in _______ | |
| He feeds his baby _______ | |
| He named the group _______ | |
| He organized a merger between _______ and Smith & Wesson | |
| Gene Roddenberry got the idea for _______ from Brasky talking in his sleep | |
| All the _______ album covers are Brasky family photos | |
| He wears a live _______ as a condom | |
| He sleeps _______ hours a night | |
| He'll eat a _______ person if you dare him | |
| He once scissor kicked _______ | |
| He had a pet cobra named _______ | |
| He jumped off the Empire State Building and only _______ | |