| Hint | Answer |
|---|
| Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them. | |
| It's a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them. | |
| I wonder what people knew before there were magazine quizzes. | |
| Virtue needs some cheaper thrills. | |
| [People] only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it. | |
| The problem with tigers is that they have no setting between 'off' and 'high'. | |
| I had resolved to be less offended by human nature, but I think I blew it already. | |
| Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous | |
| It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. | |
| Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich! | |
| I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. | |
| the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity | |
| So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met? | |
| Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. | |
| I CAME FROM SEARS?!?! | |
| Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them. | |
| It's a lot more fun to blame things than to fix them. | |
| I wonder what people knew before there were magazine quizzes. | |
| Virtue needs some cheaper thrills. | |
| [People] only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it. | |
| The problem with tigers is that they have no setting between 'off' and 'high'. | |
| I had resolved to be less offended by human nature, but I think I blew it already. | |
| Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous | |
| It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning. | |
| Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich! | |
| I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. | |
| the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity | |
| So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met? | |
| Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. | |
| I CAME FROM SEARS?!?! | |
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