| Hint | Answer |
| 'Everything was just ______' (fruit related adjective) | |
| What his mother fed him every morning | |
| Age until which he was tied to the wall for questioning his mother | |
| What the air smells like at the 'magical place' he imagines while tied to the wall | |
| The radio station held a contest to see who could guess the number of molecules on this actors behind | |
| Al was off by this many | |
| Nationality of the 'large women' he sat between | |
| The flight attendants ran out of this soda | |
| And this food | |
| The in-flight movie was this Pauly Shore movie | |
| Number of survivors when the plane crashes | |
| The reason Al survived | |
| Among the many things he carried was one of these, his 'lucky-lucky autographed glow in the dark' _______ | |
| Chain of hotels at which he arrives | |
| Al suspects, and is right, that the person knocking on his door at the room has this kind of haircut (identified by a band) | |
| Al protests: that snorkel has been just like ______ to me | |
| Before hunting down the one-nostriled man, Al decides to buy some of these | |
| 'The guy behind the counter' has to check only for this food item, only to not have any of that either | |
| All he has is a box of these creatures | |
| Al then runs into the girl of his dreams, named | |
| They get married and have two children named, _________ | |
| and _______ | |
| But then she wants Al to join this group, leading to a breakup | |
| Al then reveals his lifelong dream to be a part time job at this restaurant chain | |
| After a misunderstanding leads to the guy losing his arms and legs, he gets this 'really cool nickname' | |
| Later Al interprets too literally a man's claim that 'he hasn't had a bite in three days' by biting his ______ ____ | |
| Al then loses his train of thought, revealing the point of the song to be (three words) | |
| Album on which the song appeared | |
| who had this many nostrils | |
| Al finds a guy named _____ trying to carry a sofa up the stairs | |