| Lyric | Song |
| Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike, Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke | |
| Imma play this Vandross, You gon take yo pants off, Imma play this Gladys Knight, me and you gon get right | |
| That major that she majored in don't make no money But she won't drop out, her parents will look at her funny | |
| I told Jay I did a song with Coldplay, next thing you know he got a song with Coldplay | |
| I'm exhausted, barely breathing, Holding on to what I believe in | |
| A hip hop legend. I think I died in an accident, cause this must be heaven. | |
| Now even though I went to college and dropped out of school quick, I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick | |
| I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven, when I awoke I spent that on a necklace | |
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| I guess it's why last winter she got so cold on me, She said, 'Ye keep makin' that, keep makin' that platinum and gold for me? | |
| And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly, you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player, Man at least a dude wit' a car | |
| Before you ask me to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on a minimum wage? | |
| So I keep in mind when I'm on my own Somewhere far from home, in the danger zone | |
| They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us Saying 'we eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast' Huh? Yall eat pieces of ****? What's the basis? | |
| Now, my flow is in the pocket like wallets, I got the bounce like hydrolics I can't call it, I got the swerve like alchoooool-ics | |
| My best friend say she used to **** with Usher, I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her | |
| She don't believe in shootin' stars, but she believe in shoes & cars Wood floors in the new apartment, couture from the store's department | |
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