| Quote | Character |
| 'That boy is a P.I.G. pig' | |
| 'Otis! My man' | |
| 'Don't get mad, get even' | |
| 'Christ! 7 years of college down the drain' | |
| 'A PLEDGE PIN, ON YOUR UNIFORM!!!' | |
| '_____ _______ rush chairman, damn glad to meet you' | |
| 'There on Double Secret Probation' | |
| 'I think I'm in love with a retard' | |
| 'The Negros took our dates!!!' | |
| 'I just heard from the guys at the Jewish house and they said the answers on the Psych test were wrong' | |