| Lyrics | | # of words |
| At the | |
| You can shoot | |
| You can act | |
| You can play | |
| At the | |
| You can drink | |
| Argue, laugh | |
| Pass another | |
| Jimmy got caught | |
| Sittin' in his car | |
| The tip jar | |
| In 1984 Mick Jagger | |
| Bought the house around | |
| Signed his name on the wall | |
| At the | |
| I turned | |
| Had too much | |
| | Lyrics | | # of words |
| Stumbled out with | |
| Saturday night the bouncer Grady | |
| With the fake | |
| Yeah figures what | |
| Second set the | |
| A beer in her hand and | |
| Then she raises | |
| Here's to Ronnie | |
| Now everybody | |
| At the | |
| You're one of | |
| You never drink | |
| Good God I | |
| At the | |
| You're one of | |
| You never drink | |
| Good God I | |
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