Desperate Housewives Quotes

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'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
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'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6

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