Desperate Housewives Quotes

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'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5

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