Desperate Housewives Quotes

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'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1

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