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'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
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'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4

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