Desperate Housewives Quotes

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QuoteCharacterSeason
'I just thought of something. I'm never going to celebrate my 53rd wedding annivarsary, I'd have to live into my nineties... Oh my god, I'm gonna die!'4
'Rex cries after he ejaculates.'1
'Last week I was looking in her mouth and decided to put my tongue in it.'2
'And this is my son. The criminal.'4
'Time to pick your poison. How about a belt, it's a classic. Well we could go with the whole hickory stick, it's a cliché but it's pretty effective. I know, we'll go with the spat1
'Julie! Julie! I need you to try and unlock the door - oh what am I saying she's two.'4
'I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.'6
'Evan's mean. He hit me with a dead squirrel.'5
'Stop! If you keep talking your going to work your way into my heart and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. Ever.'2
'This is ridiculous. Who am I disturbing? It's a coma ward, don't you want them to wake up?'3
QuoteCharacterSeason
'I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll.'4
'No! Go ride the python!'3
'Pants wouldn't hurt.'1
'I don't understand. I mean, what would George be doing with a life-sized doll? Oh dear Lord.'2
'Human beings are designed for many things. Loneliness isn't one of them.'1
'For a guy getting rubbed on by a hot nurse you ask a lot of questions!'4
'Eat a lot and come back cos our kids need braces.'3
'Yeah well let's face it MJ could get beaten up by a kitten.'5
'Yeah and after that she can go solve crimes with shaggy and the gang.'4
'That's beyond dispicable. That's culinary terroism!'4

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