| Quote | Character |
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| 'I'll often yell at homeless people 'Hey, how's that homelessness working out for you?' Give NOT being homeless a try!'' | |
| 'I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.' | |
| 'Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background singing nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!' | |
| 'Beast, spelled B-E-I-S-T-E. It's French.' | |
| 'This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep.' | |
| 'I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.' | |
| 'Who's Justin Timberlake?' | |
| 'You know, you can kiss me if you want to.' | |
| 'People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers.' | |
| 'I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.' | |
| 'Did you know dolphins are really just gay sharks?' | |
| I don't see any guys busting down my door for a date. Or yours for that matter. | |
| 'Lindsay Lohan looks like something out of Lord of the Rings.' | |
| 'When I woke up, I knew it was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and the Good Lord wanted me to get into her pants.' | |
| 'You think this is hard? I'm living with hepatitis, that's hard!' | |
| 'You assume we're dating because we're both Asian? That's so racist.' | |
| 'Totally racist.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house. I'm not sure what he meant by that since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with mom. ' | |
| 'Okay, fellas, grab a gal. Or grab a another fella if that's the way the good Lord made ya. 'Cause it's a couples skate!' | |
| 'They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.' | |
| 'Your illustrations of persecution are a tell tale sign of early stage paranoia schizophrenia.' | |
| 'I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.' | |
| 'Are you questioning my badassness?' | |
| 'I can pop-and-lock.' | |
| 'Not really what we're looking for, Mike, but noted, noted.' | |
| 'Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.' | |
| ''I'm looking for a job. I mean no one's hiring. I almost got in at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a bus boy.' | |
| 'You're irritating most of the time, but don't take that personally.' | |
| 'I need those parents happy! They found out we've been serving the children prison food.' | |
| ''You're a slut, Will. You're a slut, you're a slut. Everyone should know that.'' | |
| 'I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full Commando.' | |
| 'School pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for the paparazzi.' | |
| 'We're d-d-doomed.' | |
| 'I've never wanted kids... don't have the time, don't have the uterus' | |
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TV Show by Kids 
Foursomes from Sets - TV Families
