| Quote | Coach/Athlete |
| 'Don't ask me all these stupid a__ f___ing questions' | |
| It's division one football! It's the Big 12! It ain't intramurals!' | |
| (After he slams his fist on the podium upon his entrance) 'That's how I feel. I'm damn sick and tired of getting out rebounded!' | |
| (About his own team) 'I'm really starting to believe their goal is to be the worst defensive squad in the league.' | |
| 'Playoffs!? Don't talk about playoffs! You kiddin' me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game!' | |
| 'We're talking about practice, man!' | |
| 'They are who we thought they were!' | |
| (To John Calipari at Calipari's press conference) 'You remember that! When I see you, I'm gonna kick your a___!' | |
| 'I'll tell you one f______ thing, I hope we get f_____ hotter than s___, just to stuff it up them 3,000 f______ people that show up every f______ day' | |
| 'You play to win the game!' | |
| 'That's why I don't read the newspaper, because it's garbage, and the editor that let it come out is garbage. Come after me. I'm a man. I'm 40. I'm not a kid.' | |
| 'Nothing's funny to me! I don't want go out there and get embarrassed on Monday Night Football in front of everybody!' | |