| Quote | Character | Hint |
| 'But this is my autographed copy of 'The Solar System is Your Friend'!' | |
| 'It is ten o'clock, and I want to be able to hear a pind drop!' | |
| 'It's really dark down there...' | |
| 'I would like to see your face in a toilet bowl...' | |
| 'We are going around in circles, Old Man!' | |
| 'S- to the O- to the R-R-Y!' | |
| 'It's either geek, goth, or goody-two-shoes.' | |
| 'Yea, very impressive, Mick.' | |
| 'I just wanted to ask if you shaved your eyebrows! They're super shapely...' | |
| 'Mick!' | |